Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
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