Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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