But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
I'm jealous of your bromance
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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