does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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