you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Randomize
