so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
this will be a night to untag.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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