Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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