I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
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