my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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