I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I have already put on my inside pants.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
God I need to hump something, right now.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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