We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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