We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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