I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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