I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
she peed on how many people?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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