She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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