I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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