I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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