I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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