yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
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