i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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