i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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