halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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