Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Randomize
