i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Buhtt sex?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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