just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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