I wannas sexs uuuuu
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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