a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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