he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Naked. naked and bneed help.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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