I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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