did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I CAN MOONWALK!
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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