This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
We don't watch enough power rangers
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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