He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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