there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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