You're so nebulous sometimes
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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