NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
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