thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Randomize
