4 words: hood of his car
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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