quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
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