i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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