My room smells like vodka and shame
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
did i walk over a car last night?
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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