no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Randomize
