omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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