Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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