Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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