i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
In America we eat man semen.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
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