hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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