Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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