All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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