yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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