If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
What did we do last night that was yellow?
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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