My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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