I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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