somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
