oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
